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jesushi:

jesushi:

why am i not a banana

im crying it hit 12,000 what is wrong with the internet

(Source: liverpate)



ilovecookiesnomnomnom:

shae-aye:
stealingfirefromprometheus:
theowlintheappletree:
blurringlines:
Zac Efron lets Vanessa walk first so people know how amazing she is.
Will Smith does THIS.
gold.
I will forever reblog this photo. love it.
Will Smith is basically the best.
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When your friend keeps making you laugh when you’re supposed to be quiet

And you can’t hold it in anymore, so you’re like

 

And everyone turns around and looks at you like

(Source: most-awkward-moments)



meme-meme:

Trust me, I’m a lion.


motherfuckingmoriartyandme:

unmyeongiljimolla:

finnthemagnificent:

wotcher-doctor:

mail-man:

Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.

oh god oh holy god oh my god REMY.
/flails

WOAH.

oh my god.

omfg

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jstforkicks:

poeticdeefect:

reassuredlies:

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jamtastik:

wtfced:

jamtastik:

wtfced:

vouisluitton:

deadstockdev:

hidefsteff:

basedfiasco:

peanuhbutta:

i do NOT understand -___-

8*(

LMAO

Bruh got that Bicycle pedal.
Bruh got that kindle.
Bruh got that 8-track.
Bruh got that wedding invitation.
Bruh got that Sega Genesis cartridge.
Bruh got that dish washer sponge.
Bruh got that floppy disc.
Bruh got the cassette tape.
Bruh got the iPhone 4S.

Bruh got that NES controller
Bruh got that dollar bill
Bruh got that Nintendo GameBoy Advance SP

Bruh got that state I.D
Bruh got that club flier on your windshield
Bruh got that cd case
Bruh got that chinese take out menu
Bruh got that scratch off lottery ticket

bruh got that 500g external drive
bruh got that ps3 game case
bruh got that mouse pad
bruh got that box of band aids
bruh got that bathroom tile 

bruh got that media player classic
bruh got that cliffs notes
bruh got that pocket bible
bruh got that free frosty wendys coupon book

bruh got that tv dinner fold out table.
bruh got that suitcase.
bruh got that scion xb.
bruh got that box of pancake batter.

bruh got that block of cheddar
bruh got that food stamp card
bruh got that lego house
bruh got that rubbermaid bucket

Bruh got that parallel parking spot.
Bruh got that iphone case.
Bruh got that new tab on Google Chrome.
Bruh got that manilla folder.

Bruh got that heating pad
Bruh got that strawberry poptart
bruh got that cable box
bruh got that zune player
bruh got that nokia original
bruh got that bar of ivory soap

BRUH GOT THAT JAMIE FOXX

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audiomonkey:

chenisthebestkitty:

devoncarrots:

requiemsong:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

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How old are you? 
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.
“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”
The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path. 
“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.
“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.
Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.
Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.
“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.
“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.
Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.
“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.
Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.
He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”
Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.
Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”



Deceased

rip me

Dead.

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